Valentine's Day

Show someone you love them with a funny Valentine's Day tee exclusively from Crazy Dog T-Shirts!

    77 products
    Funny Heather Navy Occasionally I Wake Up Cranky Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    Occasionally I Wake Up Cranky Men's T Shirt
    from $9.99
    Funny Proud Husband of a Freaking Awesome Wife Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day wedding Tee
    Proud Husband of a Freaking Awesome Wife Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey I'm A Grown Ass Man I Do What My Wife Wants Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sarcastic Tee
    I'm A Grown Ass Man I Do What My Wife Wants Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny White King Of Hearts Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    King Of Hearts Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Light Heather Grey Damn My Wife Is A Lucky Woman Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sarcastic Tee
    Damn My Wife Is A Lucky Woman Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Heather Black Beware of Wife Forget the Dog Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Dog Wedding Tee
    Beware of Wife Forget the Dog Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Light Heather Grey Love Paw Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Dog Tee
    Love Paw Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Heather Black I Love My Awesome Wife Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    I Love My Awesome Wife Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Black All You Need Is Love Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Math Nerdy Tee
    All You Need Is Love Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Black Best Husband In The Galaxy Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Father's Day Nerdy TV & Movies Tee
    Best Husband In The Galaxy Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Best Husband Ever Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Father's Day Tee
    Best Husband Ever Men's T Shirt
    from $7.99
    Funny Black Farting Is Just My Way Of Saying I Love You Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day toilet Tee
    Farting Is Just My Way Of Saying I Love You Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Light Heather Grey Love 3 Hearts Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day retro Tee
    Love 3 Hearts Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Royal Best Boyfriend Ever Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    Best Boyfriend Ever Men's T Shirt
    from $9.99
    Funny Heather Black - Nacho Valentine Nacho Valentine Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Food Tee
    Nacho Valentine Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey My Girlfriend Is Hotter Than My Coffee Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Coffee Tee
    My Girlfriend Is Hotter Than My Coffee Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Black Pizza Candy Heart Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Food Tee
    Pizza Candy Heart Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Heather Black I Love Me Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sarcastic Tee
    I Love Me Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - Beer Valentine Beer Is My Valentine Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Beer Tee
    Beer Is My Valentine Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Black - Puggin Love I Puggin' Love You Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Dog Tee
    I Puggin' Love You Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Black Stealin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Toilet Tee
    Stealin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Black Love Bites Shark Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Shark Week Tee
    Love Bites Shark Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey - Her Buck Her Buck Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Relationship Hunting Tee
    Her Buck Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Light Heather Grey Marriage It's Like Chaining Yourself To A Bear And Kicking It Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Wedding Animal Tee
    Marriage It's Like Chaining Yourself To A Bear And Kicking It Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Navy - Stud Muffin Percent 30% Stud 70% Muffin Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Food Tee
    30% Stud 70% Muffin Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey You Complete Me Avocados Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Food Tee
    You Complete Me Avocados Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - Id Hit That I'd Hit That Cupid Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sarcastic Tee
    I'd Hit That Cupid Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red You Give Me A Heart On Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sex Tee
    You Give Me A Heart On Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - Cupid Brewing Cupids Brewing Company Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    Cupids Brewing Company Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Black - Just the Tip Just The Tip I Promise Cupid Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day sex Tee
    Just The Tip I Promise Cupid Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - Original Wingman The Original Wingman Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    The Original Wingman Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey - Be Mine Bear Be Mine Bear Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sarcastic Tee
    Be Mine Bear Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - Plans with Ex Valentines Day Plans With My Ex Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sarcastic Tee
    Valentines Day Plans With My Ex Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - MATCH The Perfect Match Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sarcastic Tee
    The Perfect Match Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - Big Cupid Energy Big Cupid Energy Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sarcastic Tee
    Big Cupid Energy Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey - Archery Cupid Archery Academy Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    Cupid Archery Academy Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - CANDY Cupid Candy Co Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    Cupid Candy Co Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - LODGE Cupids Love Lodge Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    Cupids Love Lodge Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey - GOTCHA Gotcha Bitch Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Sarcastic Tee
    Gotcha Bitch Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red - PAWS My Favorite Valentine Has Paws Mens T Shirt Nerdy Valentine's Day Tee
    My Favorite Valentine Has Paws Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99

    Shop Valentine's Day

    How does Valentine’s Day make you feel? Do you feel indifferent or bitter and angry towards the holiday? Do you believe every week you should get a card, or are you an all-or-nothing type of person? If Cupid (or your significant other) does not show up with that arrow on 2/14, does your world come crashing down?

    Do you need to take it over the top? Valentine’s Day requires people to be romantic. Even single folks feel some kind of way over this holiday. Crazy Dog T-Shirts sarcastic tee collection has something for everyone. We have shirts for lovebirds, heartless dark souls, or for people who fall somewhere in the middle. Our shirts make great gifts for yourself or a loved one. If you celebrate Galentine’s, you can find a t-shirt for your BFFs. Regardless of your relationship status, we have a perfect match for you.

    Unlucky in love? We don’t want to strike a nerve, so we’ll talk about our anti-Valentine Day tees first. We will save the mushy romance stuff for later. Choose our “NOT TODAY Cupid,” “I BELIEVE IN Annoyed AT FIRST SIGHT,” and “I believe in fuck off at first sight” shirts available to men and women. Our cute girls tshirts include “SINGLE AS A DOLLAR AND NOT LOOKING for change”.

    Do you feel unhappy in your relationship, or do you settle? We can cover your back with our guys and ladies hilarious tops. “Meh, You’ll Do” or “Roses are red; chocolates are brown. You’re getting neither, so calm the fuck down.” Do you ever want to ask your boo, “Did you fall from HEAVEN Because So Did SATAN?” Why not wear your words courtesy of Crazy Dog Clothing?

    You may love a food or alcohol joke more than people. Our novelty t shirt “FORGET LOVE I’D RATHER FALL IN” Vintage tees can show your true desires in style. Choose to fall in beer, wine, pizza, or tacos instead of love. Don’t miss out on our “LET’S cuddle & EAT” apparel come in men’s and women’s styles. Choose to cuddle and eat pizza, nachos, or tacos.

    Does you prefer four legs instead of two? We have a cool shirt that let you get the perfect gift for a dog or cat lover. Our boys PUGGIN luv you shows a pug on the tee's front in a heart. Our “Love Paw” tees have men’s and women’s sizes and options of one or three paws for the design. Girls can choose a V-Day dog tee such as “MY DOG IS MY VALENTINE t-shirt” or “YOU, ME AND THE DOGS.” Women’s cat shirts include “#RelationshipGoals,” “MY CAT THINKS I’M PURRFECT,” and “MY CAT IS MY VALENTINE tee.”

    We also carry traditional offensive designs on apparel for you or your family. Have a baby on the way? We have maternity clothing that fits like a dream. Fun ladies tees include the “I Lava You” showing a lava lamp. If you’ve met your perfect match, take it further by wearing matching tees. Two of our favorite funny tops include “ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE,” with an equation, and “LOVE LOVE LOVE,” which has red hearts on the tee.

    Don’t feel slighted. We carry sexy clothing that say girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, and wife. Express your deep love and passion for your sweetheart!

    Whether you love or hate Valentine’s Day, Crazy Dog T-Shirts has a vast collection of tees. Our shirts will help you express your true feelings. Roses die, and chocolate has too many calories. Go with a more thoughtful gift like our t-shirts!