Cinco De Mayo

May 5th, aka Cinco De Mayo, is right around the corner. Gear up for some tequila drinking and taco crushing in a funny Cinco De Mayo tee from your amigos at Crazy Dog T-Shirts!

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    Funny Dark Heather Grey Fitness Taco In My Mouth Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Fitness Food Tee
    Fitness Taco In My Mouth Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey Tacos and Cervezas Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Drinking Tee
    Tacos and Cervezas Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Royal Avogato Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Cat Food Tee
    Avogato Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey - Nacho Type If YouDon't Like Tacos I'm Nacho Type Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo food Tee
    If YouDon't Like Tacos I'm Nacho Type Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Heather Black Nacho Average Uncle Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Nacho Average Uncle Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Black No Hablo Stupid Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Sarcastic Tee
    No Hablo Stupid Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Black Never Trust A Taco Tuesday Fart Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food toilet Tee
    Never Trust A Taco Tuesday Fart Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Heather Black DTF Down To Fiesta Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Sarcastic Tee
    DTF Down To Fiesta Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Fitness Burrito Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Fitness Food Sarcastic Tee
    Fitness Burrito Men's T Shirt
    from $7.99
    Funny Yellow Tequila Helps Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Drinking Tee
    Tequila Helps Men's T Shirt
    from $9.99
    Funny Heather Royal Boats And Hoes Mens T Shirt Nerdy Sarcastic TV & Movies Tee
    Boats And Hoes Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Black Taco Dirty To Me Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo sex food Tee
    Taco Dirty To Me Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Light Heather Grey Peace Love Tacos Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Peace Love Tacos Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Tacos Tacos Tacos Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Retro Tee
    Tacos Tacos Tacos Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Heather Black - Sugar Skull Sugar Skull Cinco De Mayo Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Drinking Tee
    Sugar Skull Cinco De Mayo Men's T Shirt
    from $9.99
    Funny Heather Navy - Be Excellent Be Excellent To Each Other Mens T Shirt Nerdy Sarcastic TV & Movies Tee
    Be Excellent To Each Other Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Light Blue Tacos Shark Mens T Shirt Nerdy Shark Week Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Tacos Shark Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Heather Black Taco Tuesday Ghost Story Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Taco Tuesday Ghost Story Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Brown Weekend Forecast 100% Chance of Tacos Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Weekend Forecast 100% Chance of Tacos Men's T Shirt
    from $9.99
    Funny Heather Black Day Drinker Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Beer Tee
    Day Drinker Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Black Taco Tuesday Legend Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Taco Tuesday Legend Men's T Shirt
    from $9.99
    Funny Heather Black Check Out My Six Pack Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Fitness Food Tee
    Check Out My Six Pack Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey - First Tacos But First Tacos Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Sarcastic Food Tee
    But First Tacos Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Green May Contain Tequila Mens T Shirt Nerdy Sarcastic cinco de mayo drinking Tee
    May Contain Tequila Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey I Like Tacos And Maybe 3 People Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Introvert Tee
    I Like Tacos And Maybe 3 People Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Red Taco Ho Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Taco Ho Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Red Feliz Navidad Mens T Shirt Nerdy Christmas Cinco De Mayo Music Tee
    Feliz Navidad Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey Taco Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo food Tee
    Taco Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Light Heather Grey I Do It For The Tacos Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    I Do It For The Tacos Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey I Like Tequila And Maybe 3 People Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Drinking Tee
    I Like Tequila And Maybe 3 People Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Navy - Te Amo Te Amo Tequila Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo drinking Tee
    Te Amo Tequila Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Heather Black Sad At A Mexican Restaurant Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Sad At A Mexican Restaurant Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Green - Huge Margarita I Need A Huge Margarita Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Drinking Tee
    I Need A Huge Margarita Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Heather Black Tequila Said I Could Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Liquor Drinking Tee
    Tequila Said I Could Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey Donde Estan Los Tacos Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Donde Estan Los Tacos Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey This Body Was Built On Tacos And Beer Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Beer food Tee
    This Body Was Built On Tacos And Beer Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey Hola Tequila Adios Problemas Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Drinking Retro Tee
    Hola Tequila Adios Problemas Men's T Shirt
    from $12.99
    Funny Heather Royal Stop Taco Time Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Tee
    Stop Taco Time Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Dark Heather Grey Tacos Are The Answer Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Food Sarcastic Tee
    Tacos Are The Answer Men's T Shirt
    from $14.99
    Funny Heather Black Feed Me Tacos Mens T Shirt Nerdy Cinco De Mayo Tee
    Feed Me Tacos Men's T Shirt
    from $11.99

    Shop Cinco De Mayo

    When thinking of funny Cinco De Mayo tees, we envision a spread of tacos, nachos, guacamole, and burritos. The food pairs well with shots of tequila with salt and lime, margaritas, and cervezas! What a carefree and fun-loving holiday! Crazy Dog Mexican collection has something for all ages.

    Make the whole family happy or miserable with our “Nacho Average” tee. These novelty shirts make for great jokes and memories. Available in adult sizes, the best gift for mom, dad or your drunk uncle.

    We also have Nacho Average apparel for the ninos. Our baby bodysuit says “Nacho Average Baby tee.” Our toddler and youth tees' prints show Nacho Average Kid, brother and sister!

    Our large assortment of sombrero tops gives you a choice between a hard or soft shell. Some funny Cinco De Mayo shirts include Men’s “I Hate Tacos Said No Juan Ever,” “Never Trust A Taco Tuesday Fart,” “Taco Dirty To Me,” and This Body Was Built On Tacos And Beer shirt!

    Some other noteworthy sarcastic shirts include “I Like Tacos And Maybe 3 People,” If I’m nacho type we have several other cool vintage tees! With so many shirts to taco bout, we hope you check out our full collection.

    Do you love tequila? Crazy Dog T-Shirts has many choices to take the edge off and find the perfect tee. Some favorites include “If You’re Going To Be Salty Bring Tequila,” “Hola Tequila Adios Problemas,” and “Don’t Be Shy Send That 12th Unanswered Text ~Tequila.” Give us a shot and shop our adult tequila shirts.

    For the cerveza and margarita drinkers, we can serve you a May 5 tee that hits the spot. Choose from adult shirts, our favorite Tacos and Cervezas t-shirt,” “Beer Lime And Sunshine,” “I Need A HUGe Margarita,” and “Margaritas Made Me Do It.” Tequila lime and sunshine is a must have to relax!

    Other humor shirts feature other Mexican food. Some unique styles you’ll see: Fitness taco In My Mouth tee and our personal favorite taco shark socks!

    We offer many party tees for your fiesta, and you won’t need a siesta. We carry men's and women’s Sugar Skull shirts, “Fiesta Like There’s No Manana,” “Cinco De Meow,” and “No Way Jose,” to name a few.

    We have hilarious tanktops, such as “I’m Into Fitness. Fit’ness Taco In My Mouth” in both men’s and women’s t-shirts, tank tops, and also a hoodie. “Avo-cardio” and “May Contain Tequila” have tank tops and shirts available in Men’s and Women’s sizes. “Hola Bitchachos,” showing three drinks, comes in a guys or girls tank top.

    “Tell Me I’m Pretty and Buy Me Tacos” and “Mamacita Needs A Margarita” comes in tees or tanks. Our novelty tops comes in a ladies tank as well.

    For women expecting, browse our Mexican Maternity TShirts. Some choices include “Tacos For Two Please,” if you are eating for dos, “No Drinks This Cinco,” and “Mamacita.” So, if you need a festive maternity tee, or tank top option the joke is here!

    Humor baby bodysuits show, Dos and Tres in toddler tees and a “Big Brorrito” youth shirt for your ninos.

    Among all our awesome tees, we have various aprons, socks, face masks, mugs, and apron and oven mitt sets. You’ll find our collection muy bien! Muchas gracias!