We have been scurrying around the Crazy Dog compound here all week, like elves in Santa’s workshop, to deliver t-shirts to all the good little girls and boys. We’re feeling the pressure – why? Because Santa has made his list, and he checked it twice - or is that checked 2? Either way, we’re busy filling all those t-shirt orders you sent him in your letters to Santa!
When it comes to the Big Guy, you do not want to disappoint him! I mean, the guy has the power to fly across the world in one night delivering presents. Imagine if you got on his bad side? Well, as far as we know, he doesn’t have one, but we don’t want to push our luck!
That’s why we’ll happily continue in our mad rush to get these orders out the door and into Santa’s sack! Once we get them up to the North Pole, Santa takes care of the rest, but don’t worry, we still handle the customer service here. Can you imagine an ornery elf trying to take your calls while he’s rushing around building dollhouses and toy cars and stuff? Yeah, not good.
That’s why our phone jockeys here will still be happy to answer your questions. Wait though – before you start flooding the phone lines with questions like, “Does Santa really exist?” or “Does Santa really outsource his t-shirt production to – wait, what? There really is a Santa??” – something we like to say around here is, all of life’s questions can be answered on a t-shirt: