Wait until your ex-boyfriend sees this great t shirt, and how over him you really are! You’ll be looking cuter than ever, in this adorably retro t shirt.

Better than ever without you!

Don’t you worry, he’ll be knocking on your door in no time. Who else would endure the smell of his feet when he takes off his shoes, or take care of him when he’s on his couch ‘dying’ of a head cold. It’s just like having a baby, but the ‘baby’ weighs 170 lbs and doesn’t smell as nice.

So now, you get to miss all of those exciting Sundays, sitting on the couch with him, spending ‘quality time’, as he calls it, while he gets engulfed in football marathons and sends you on a beer run for him and his friends.

And let’s not forget about all of those romantic evenings, spent with you cooking a marvelous dinner, lighting candles, putting on something sexy, only to find him snoring on the couch by the time you’ve put the dinner dishes away.

Oh, sure, you’ll miss him. Just until you meet some new hunk that wants to take you out and show you the time of your life! So get your t shirt, have fun, and see him SUFFER without you!!!