The headline says it all! Load up on coffee now – though I don’t think you’ll need it to stay up for the Hangover 2 premiere tonight at midnight. Sheer excitement and adrenaline alone should do the trick.
Here is the review of the movie in Time Magazine.
And HERE is the sweet Yellow Lab t-shirt Zach G is wearing! Gotta throw this on before I go to the theater tonight!
Did you see the Kentucky Derby!?! It was awesome – this absolutely massive horse named Animal Kingdom roared past everyone to the finish and cruised home to win easily. His name totally makes sense too, because he’s so huge he looks like he’s the King of the Animal Kingdom. Don’t believe me? Look at this – here is what it looked like if you were one of the unfortunate horses that he left in his wake. That’s him on the right:
Just got me thinking – which funny t-shirt would be the king of the animal kingdom…of funny t-shirts?? This one is obviously pretty sweet, and while we’re talkin’ horses, of course this My Little Pony t-shirt fits nicely:
This one has always been a favorite of mine – who doesn’t love a cool shirt with a beaver on it?! Especially when it’s this hilarious:
But I bet you this new Yellow Lab t-shirt from the upcoming Hangover 2 will soon roar its way to king of the animal t-shirt kingdom once the movie comes out! The movie comes out on May 26th, but you can pre-order this Hangover t-shirt now!
About a month ago, a couple of us Crazy Dogs were faced with upcoming bachelor parties, and needed to figure out which funny t shirts to bring for everyone to wear. Right here on this blog, we bandied about some ideas for what t-shirt to wear to a bachelor party.
Ultimately though, we both ended up doing the same thing – making a custom t-shirt featuring the bachelor’s face! It is great fun to hit the town with a bunch of people all rocking the same shirt, bearing the wide-eyed look of the groom-to-be.
But this style’s got staying power too! I love the shirt so much I’m wearing it again today. Who knows, maybe it’ll start a fashion trend. I’d call it “Facelook.”
Now of course this can be applied to either bachelor or bachelorette parties, so this is equal opportunity fun! Based on our experiences though, we have a few tips if you’re looking to make custom shirts for the occasion:
- Remember, priority number one is humiliating your friend as much as possible, so the goofier the photo or image of your doomed buddy, the better!
- As anyone who’s ever seen The Hangover knows, rambunctious bachelor party fun can easily lead to a lost bachelor. That’s why it’s always a good idea to include an “If lost, please return to ________” in the design, and add a specific address or hotel room number or porta potty location.
- T-shirts get thirsty too! …well, not really, but there’s no easier way to make friends in a bar than by asking people to give a little sip of their drink to the cotton re-incarnation of your friend, and pour a little into where his mouth is on the shirt. Good times!
Okay, first of all, let me apologize for making a “Real Housewives” reference in the title of this post. If you didn’t know that was a reference to that show, well then, uhhh, let’s pretend this never happened and just move on…
Anyway, I have a bachelor party coming up in a couple weeks. I hate being late for things and I hate waiting until the last minute for things, so I’m trying to knock off the details now while I’m thinking of it. It’s weird because I never used to mind putting things off like homework, chores, dentist appointments, etc. – but when it comes to fun stuff, thinking about it ahead of time I think just adds to the excitement.
So here’s the deal – what fun is going to a bachelor party in Kentucky if we’re not all going to go nuts, have a great time, potentially steal some horses and ride them around town, and all wear the same cool t-shirts together while we’re doing it?!? Exactly, not nearly as much fun!
Need your help deciding – which shirt is the coolest for a bunch of dudes to wear together at a bachelor party?
All of the Hangover t-shirts work, for obvious reasons, but I think the irony of several guys all wearing One Man Wolfpack t-shirts is hilarious!
Then of course, the Game Over t-shirt is a classic – reminding our buddy to enjoy life now, because soon it will be OVER, hahaha!!
BUT, I think I’d rather go with the one nobody would expect for a bachelor party – could you imagine a buncha crazy guys runnin around Kentucky in these Dumb and Dumber t-shirts looking like Harry and Lloyd all dressed up in their tuxedos?!
And of course we’d have to paraphrase Harry and Lloyd’s famous quote on their road trip:
- I thought there’d be a whole lot more rain in Kentucky than this!
- Yeah, that Elvis Presley is full of shit man!
International Pillow Fight Day is coming up, did you know that? I was just reading about it on the BBC Travel “Passport Blog.” I’d never heard of such a thing, but apparently this takes place all around the world – including right here in the US in cities like Boston, NYC, etc.
Just got me thinking – we should organize some sort of International T-shirt Fight Day! You’ve been to a sporting event at some point in the last 10 years, right? You know how they shoot t-shirts with those t shirt bazookas? People could just line up and fire those things at each other! Or just roll up t-shirts really tight and whack each other with them!!
Okay, now that I’ve thought about this a little more that actually sounds really dangerous. I’m sure our high-profile and powerful legal team would ask me to add a disclaimer that you shouldn’t try that at home. I’ve never met them, but I’m sure they look like those lawyers that show up on Alton Brown’s Food Network show “Good Eats” – if you watch the show, you know what I mean.
Anyway, so those plans fell apart before they even materialized, but that gave me an even better idea! We could still do International T-shirt Fight Day, but it will be BETWEEN our t-shirts, AND it will be imaginary, because A) t-shirts are inanimate objects that cannot physically fight each other, and B) imaginary is always more fun. Here we go!
VS. 
Okay, first of all, look at those Beer antlers – those are vicious! Plus, “Beers” have that imaginary thing going for them, which again, we just told you is always better. And Dinosaurs aren’t extinct for nothin – maybe they couldn’t hack it against creatures like “Beers.”
VERDICT: BEERS!!
ROUND 2: Alan’s One Man Wolfpack from the Hangover vs. Tigers Love Pepper from the Hangover
VS. 
Well, anyone that’s seen the movie The Hangover knows the wacky way that this matchup ends. If you haven’t seen it, I won’t ruin it for you, but suffice it to say…
VERDICT: One Man Wolfpack!
ROUND 3: What Would Jason Do vs. The T-shirt Ninja
VS. 
I am not one to disrespect Ninjas, but come on – Jason is one of the most bad ass dudes of all time. He’s survived pretty much everything those silly Camp Crystal Lake Counselors could muster, and all manner of potential death, so I’m pretty sure a ninja is like nothing to him. If he were reading this right now, he’d probably be like, “Pffffft – Ninjas!! OH-kay!! What are you gonna do, hide?? Hahaha!!” And then the Ninja’s dead.
VERDICT: Jason!!
FINAL ROUND: Chuck Norris Periodic Table t shirt vs. Periodic Table Bacon Shirt
VS. 
You will find no more fervent fans of bacon than we the Crazy Dog crew. We love it morning noon and night – give us bacon, and we are very happy people. But come on, seriously, look at Chuck Norris – he destroyed the whole periodic table! Unfortunately, “Ba Co N” would have to be a casualty. So long old buddy…
VERDICT: CHUCK NORRIS!
Finally, the Hangover II movie trailer was released today! The movie comes out on Memorial Day, and you can check out the preview here.
I’m so glad I have a new movie to watch that takes place in Bangkok, and is not Bangkok Dangerous! We get excited about movies just like regular people, but unlike some other regular people, and probably some irregular people, we of course get REALLY excited about what t-shirts will come out of the new movie!
I’m already envisioning some great ones just from watching this trailer! I can picture a Baby Carlos t-shirt but with that monkey in the sling instead!!
Or, can you envision a t-shirt with Wes Helms’ face, and that Mike Tyson-like tattoo?! I’m thinking it could have the word “Bangkok” above it, just like this Hangover t-shirt:
Either way, I can pretty much guarantee you that the word “Bangkok” will be involved in some way or another. What funny t shirts can you imagine coming out of this movie, after watching the trailer???
You’re familiar with the popular game “F, Marry, Kill,” right? You pick one celebrity that you’ve always wanted to “F” (c’mon, don’t make us spell it out – this is a family blog!) – just once. Then you pick one you love so much you want to marry, and one you can’t stand so badly that you want to kill.
Welcome to “F, Marry, Kill” – T-shirt edition! Some simple rules to follow, then I’ll share mine. For the “F” shirt, pick one shirt that’s so cool, you’ve always wanted to wear it, but you can only wear it once, and one time only.
Next, for “Marry,” pick your most favoritest shirt in the whole wide world. This shirt would make the first team in the ol’ t-shirt rotation. First one you wear out of the dryer, that sort of thing.
Then “Kill” is a t-shirt bearing someone or something you hate so much, that you’d buy the shirt just to turn it into your own voodoo doll so that whatever is on the shirt will be stuck living in pain the rest of its life.
To get you started, I’ll share mine.
For the “F” shirt – I’ve always wanted to wear the Douchebag Neck t-shirt out some night, to see if I could get away with it without getting jumped by a gang of raging mad douchebags. Someday I’ll do it though, and feel like the coolest guy in da club!
You would think I’d want to “Marry” the Kelly Kapowski shirt, since she’s obviously the answer to “Marry” from “F, Marry, Kill” – Saved by the Bell edition. But no, the one t-shirt that will always shine brightest in my eyes, always the first choice to wear under a suit jacket on a first date, always first out of the laundry is…You Have Died of Dysentery! Why? Because there’s never been a better feeling of accomplishment in my life than beating Oregon Trail and receiving that congratulatory note from President James K. Polk at the end. This shirt reminds me of the hardships I faced on that quest:
And which one to “Kill” – hmmm…tough one. I’d have to say the ”It’s Funny Because He’s Fat” t-shirt with that guy from the Hangover. Mr. Chow has to go down in history as one of the most evil comedy movie villains of all time. If I chose that shirt, I could put an end to his comic, naked wrongdoings once and for all!
Now it’s your turn! Check out our Facebook page to make your picks for a chance to win your “Marry” t-shirt.
Want a suggestion from us to help you win? Don’t pick a Chuck Norris tee to “Kill” – you don’t want to make him angry, do you?
