Posts Tagged ‘funny shirts’

I just like to kick it old school

Friday, June 10th, 2011

Wow, this article from Joystick Division, which I saw them tweet earlier, sums up why I prefer to kick it old school when it comes to video games.

The writer visited the E3 convention for the latest in video game technology, and I think his post title just about says it all: “E3 is Exhausting.” There are so many new crazy consoles and handhelds out there that sometimes it’s enough to make your head spin! If a journalist feels overwhelmed, imagine how we feel!

It’s moments like that when I just stop and think back to a simpler time when only there were only two video game systems in the world that captured my attention and imagination: my good ol’ Nintendo, and my handy Game Gear (occupied 94% of the time by Mortal Kombat, like I said the other day).

Like this Nintendo t-shirt says, I guess I’d call myself “Classically Trained,” so forever I will hold that 8-bit standard nearest and dearest to my heart. Looking at some of the screenshots from these new games, 8-bit feels like it was so forever ago that it’s hard to imagine it ever even existing.

But what worlds it opened up! There I was, at age 10 just one high ace shy of legally entering a casino – but what did that matter?! I was the “Casino Kid,” wheeling and dealing around a remarkably and accurately seedy-looking sin parlor looking for some action at the tables.

And so what if you couldn’t run a full 82 game hockey season on “Blades of Steel” or “Ice Hockey” – I created my own teams and schedules and played out their triumphs and pratfalls using the generic teams provided as pawns. And maybe someday I’ll beat Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (non-arcade style version), but it’s doubtful. I still look back fondly on the countless hours I spent in vain trying to defeat it (I know, I never said I was very GOOD). Oh well, I guess some things are just better off left a mystery…

…not Oregon Trail, though, that game was meant to be beaten. I mean, how else would you ever get to meet James K. Polk?

Memorial Day Weekend Plans – in Rebus form

Friday, May 27th, 2011

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Top 10 Things To Never Say No To

Monday, March 14th, 2011

I have a problem. I have the hardest time saying no to things. Simple things I’m talking about – like, hey, wanna grab a drink? Hey, wanna go see this movie? I just HATE saying no! I guess it all started in college – whenever anyone wanted to order pizza and wings, they could count on me to go in on it with them. A typical conversation about that went something like this:

Dude 1: “Yo dudes, wanna get some pizza??”

Dude 2: “Ehhhh, I don’t know, we just ate dinner two hours ago, and I’ve got a lot of studying to do”

Dude 3: “Yeah, me too man – sorry, no dice.”

Me: “I’m in!!”

I mean, pizza and chicken wings are numbers 1 and 2, respectively, on my list of things I never say no to – so how could I possibly say no in that situation?! The answer is, I couldn’t. In case you’re wondering, here is the rest of my Top 10 Things To Never Say No To:

1. Pizza

2. Chicken wings

3. Having a drink with an attractive member of the opposite sex – unless you’re married, in which case you should probably say no

4. A road trip – bonus points if the destination is Cleveland! Regular points if anywhere else…

5. Seafood at a waterfront restaurant – this is on the top of the always say NO to list if you’re at a restaurant in the desert

6. Jello shots – “Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!” (*Unless you’re under 21 – then you stay away!)

7. Watching John Candy movies when they’re on TV – Uncle Buck, Cool Runnings, Home Alone, etc. – if he’s in it, YOU watch it!!

8. Gummi anything

9. A quick game of Connect 4

10. Partying with Charlie Sheen

Going Viral

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Who doesn’t love going viral?! It’s basically the greatest seal of approval the interwebs can give you, confirming that you are cool.

It’s actually best in business meetings, when someone says: “We need to make a VIRAL video!” That’s like the opposite of the above though, you are pretty much confirming that you are so not cool when you say things like that.

So my favorite part about this new SmartWater video featuring Jennifer Aniston is that they make fun of the whole idea of “viral videos” and even title it “Jennifer Aniston Goes Viral” – check that out when you have a spare two minutes and forty-six seconds. We love it when Keenan rocks that sick headphones t-shirt:

Just got me thinking about a few viral-ly things and I came up with this list that kind of sums up the pros and cons of going viral in different situations:

Going viral is great when your start-up internet company makes a cheap video for like, $500, and it gets 8 million views that spread tons of positive word of mouth – not so great when a video of the company president dancing with underage chicks at a dance club in Malaysia at the company’s annual retreat goes viral.

Consider yourself really lucky if a video of your off-off-off-off-off-Broadway performance of Rosencrantz in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead goes viral, and you get a call from the big leagues to do Hamlet on Broadway – consider yourself really unlucky though if you’re *this* close to snagging a big role in the Hangover 3, but a video of you and Charlie Sheen partying together goes viral.

It would be really cool if a video of you wearing this Lucky Puking t-shirt at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade goes viral, and you’re invited to be the Marshal at next year’s parade, and you propose to your girlfriend at the end of the parade and she says yes – probably not so cool if you drink too much and try proposing to your girlfriend at the parade and end up looking like this t-shirt and puking on her new shoes – and a video of THAT goes viral…and then she dumps you:

The Charlie Sheen Dictionary

Friday, March 4th, 2011

Say what you want, but if the man follows the Kanye West PR style (any PR is good PR) then he’s doing on heckuva job. Our new favorite quote from the Sheenster can be seen on the Bi-Polar Bi-Winning t-shirt:

Now on to the Charlie Sheen Dictionary:

Charlie Sheen

Definition: The name of whatever Sheen’s on.

Usage: “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

Winning

Definition: The end goal of Charlie Sheen’s life philosophy.

Usage: “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning,” “Just winning every second,” “Winning, anyone?” “Duh, winning!”

Pronunciation: Quoth Sheen, “It rhymes with winning.”

Bi-winning

Definition: Winning on the ultimate level.

Usage: I’m not bi-polar, “I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”

Riding the mercury surfboard

Definition: Skillfully working one’s way into the headlines.

Usage: “It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.” (See also: “winning.”)

Wearing a golden sombrero

Definition: Getting divorced four times in a row (kind of the opposite of a hat trick).

Usage: “I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer — I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero.”

Tiger blood

Definition: What runs through Sheen’s veins, making him all-powerful.

Usage: “AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA,” “[I survived drug addiction] because I’m me. I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

Sober Valley Lodge

Definition: The Beverly Hills home where Sheen claims he’s healed himself “with the power of my mind.”

Usage: “We couldn’t really call it rehab because we didn’t have a license to operate one, so it was a crisis management center that we labeled the Sober Valley Lodge. … Its primary client achieved radical success.”

The Wedge

Definition: Sheen’s nickname for himself, based on his preferred position between his two blonde 24-year-old girlfriends, a.k.a. “the goddesses.”

Usage: “It’s a wedge. Boom. You form a wedge to make room for the guy carrying the ball.”

Boom

Definition: An exclamation used to signify the end of a mind-blowing statement.

Usage: “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life. “[My ex-wife Denise Richards] shows up looking the way she does. … Wow! Everybody’s winning. Boom!” “White gold? Boom!” (Synonyms: Bang.)

Buh-bye

Definition: An exclamation used to signify the end of a conversation.

Usage: “That’s how I roll. And if it’s too gnarly for people, then buh-bye,” “Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh-bye.”

Secret formula for WINNING revealed

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

A few weeks ago, I revealed the Crazy Dog secret t-shirt formula – but today, we have something much bigger than that. It has been spoken to us from voices that cannot be ignored, no matter how ridiculously hard you try, and we simply cannot contain it.

This new formula that has been revealed to us is…the formula for WINNING! That’s right, every time you’ve tried hard, poured in the blood, sweat and tears, but fallen short of winning, and failed to become a winner -  it was probably because you didn’t know this formula.

But now, you can forget all of that heartache and sadness. Because we are sharing with you, today, the formula, and here it is:

*Caution, wearing this WINNING t-shirt might turn you into a winner instantly, and that might be contagious…

Bangkok Hilarious

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

Finally, the Hangover II movie trailer was released today! The movie comes out on Memorial Day, and you can check out the preview here.

I’m so glad I have a new movie to watch that takes place in Bangkok, and is not Bangkok Dangerous! We get excited about movies just like regular people, but unlike some other regular people, and probably some irregular people, we of course get REALLY excited about what t-shirts will come out of the new movie!

I’m already envisioning some great ones just from watching this trailer! I can picture a Baby Carlos t-shirt but with that monkey in the sling instead!!

Or, can you envision a t-shirt with Wes Helms’ face, and that Mike Tyson-like tattoo?! I’m thinking it could have the word “Bangkok” above it, just like this Hangover t-shirt:

Either way, I can pretty much guarantee you that the word “Bangkok” will be involved in some way or another. What funny t shirts can you imagine coming out of this movie, after watching the trailer???

Did it at home

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

This weekend, my family and I made pasta from scratch at home. It was DEE-licious, let me tell you! I dunno, but seems like everything’s better when you make it at home. Whether it’s pasta, popcorn, shelving units – you name it, there is just a better feeling and a greater sense of satisfaction when you make it at home.

Even take our business for example. Our humble roots lie in the basement of our CEO’s childhood home, where his mom let him screen t-shirts (true story) until he almost burned the house down. We weren’t there to witness it, but I’m pretty sure it looked something like this t-shirt:

What about you? What’s your favorite thing you ever made at home? Any horror stories? Ever burn the house down? Ever ALMOST burn the house down?

SHOW ME THE NEWBIES!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

We get a lot of emails from people asking us how they can see easily what new shirts we get in from week to week.  Our answer?  Flickr.  Each new item that we get into the store gets fed into our Flickr photostream so you can see when new shirts come in!  Want to keep up to date on the new releases?  Check out:

Sets like Halloween Costumes get updated all the time with newbies, so if you miss something in the Photostream, you’ll find it in the set.  The best part?  Each and every image is linked to the item on our website so you can see it and buy with a few clicks!  So subscribe to the RSS feed and stay up to date on the latest stock at CD, you’ll be glad you did when you’re the first kid on the block rockin the new hot tee!