Posts Tagged ‘Cool t-shirts’

What completes YOU?

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

I love the You Complete Me keg funny t shirt we have, I really do. Just look at that keg’s face. I mean, he looks so content, so satisfied, so…well, complete.

That’s actually our Daily Deal tee today, which brings a smile to my face too. But what else brings a smile to my face? Good question – glad you asked!

If there were a t-shirt with my smiling face on it, and my hand outstretched, it might be reaching for one of the following:

- ironically, a beer

- a slice of pizza

- a Daily Racing Form

- a plate of chicken wings

- a Sega Game Gear with a Mortal Kombat cartridge locked and loaded!

Now it’s your turn. What completes YOU?

Memorial Day Weekend Plans – in Rebus form

Friday, May 27th, 2011

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Honey badger don’t care about Twitter bots

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

Are you on Twitter? Okay, if you are, have you ever found random Twitter feeds re-tweeting you or replying to you that you’re not familiar with? They’re not quite spammers – they’re way less invasive and way more entertaining than that!

To give you an example – there is one called @hellooooonewman that automatically replies to any tweet involving Seinfeld with a funny Seinfeld quote! Don’t believe me? Give it a try! Tweet this: “Favorite Seinfeld quote ever – The Jerkstore Called…They’re Runnin out of YOU!” Then see what happens…

Some are more for informational purposes. Like there’s one in our hometown of Rochester, NY that automatically re-tweets any posts with the hashtag #ROC in them, so that’s cool and informative to see what’s goin on locally.

But my new favorite is the Honey Badger twitter bot! Much like our funny t shirt below, it responds to any tweet involving the phrase “Honey Badger” with a simple “don’t care.” Hahaha! Classic!

Oh, and if you don’t use Twitter or don’t even know what I’m talking about with all of this Twitterific talk above, just tell us: “don’t care.”

Happy Friday the 13th!

Friday, May 13th, 2011

Happy Friday the 13th everyone! I know, I know, it’s supposed to be some kind of unlucky day or whatever, but I say buck the trend! Go play lotto numbers, hit up the casino, walk under ladders, break lots of mirrors, invite black cats into your homes! Do it all!

Maybe I’m just super excited because this means that the Friday the 13th movies will probably all be playing on various cable channels tonight, and I love those movies. It’s kind of like getting to celebrate Halloween a little bit early, which is a-ok with me.

Can you guess what t-shirt I’m wearing today?? Yep, you got it, the Camp Crystal Lake Counselor t-shirt! And lucky for you this Friday the 13th, it’s one of our Daily Deal shirts today, along with the What Would Jason Do t shirt!

Facelook

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

About a month ago, a couple of us Crazy Dogs were faced with upcoming bachelor parties, and needed to figure out which funny t shirts to bring for everyone to wear. Right here on this blog, we bandied about some ideas for what t-shirt to wear to a bachelor party.

Ultimately though, we both ended up doing the same thing – making a custom t-shirt featuring the bachelor’s face! It is great fun to hit the town with a bunch of people all rocking the same shirt, bearing the wide-eyed look of the groom-to-be.

But this style’s got staying power too! I love the shirt so much I’m wearing it again today. Who knows, maybe it’ll start a fashion trend. I’d call it “Facelook.”

Now of course this can be applied to either bachelor or bachelorette parties, so this is equal opportunity fun! Based on our experiences though, we have a few tips if you’re looking to make custom shirts for the occasion:

- Remember, priority number one is humiliating your friend as much as possible, so the goofier the photo or image of your doomed buddy, the better!

- As anyone who’s ever seen The Hangover knows, rambunctious bachelor party fun can easily lead to a lost bachelor. That’s why it’s always a good idea to include an “If lost, please return to ________” in the design, and add a specific address or hotel room number or porta potty location.

- T-shirts get thirsty too! …well, not really, but there’s no easier way to make friends in a bar than by asking people to give a little sip of their drink to the cotton re-incarnation of your friend, and pour a little into where his mouth is on the shirt. Good times!

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

Last week, we mentioned how impossible it was to snag a rental car, because everyone around here is goin beaching this week. Turns out those sun- and fun-seekers made the right move in celebrating Spring Break week elsewhere, because it doesn’t feel much like Spring here…which is cool, because Spring up here really just means melty grayish snow and sloppy muddy muck everywhere.

To those of you who have abandoned us here up north in searcher of warmer climes, the joke’s actually on you! Because YOU are the ones that will have to endure an endless chorus of “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

So to you, noble road warriors, we advise: when you’re packing up the RV, filling up your coffee mug and making that last second library run to grab the Game of Thrones Book on Tape because Sunday night’s series premiere on HBO was so freakin awesome, don’t forget to pack the earplugs! Packing this funny RV t-shirt won’t hurt either:

I’m going, going, back, back to College, College…

Friday, April 15th, 2011

This weekend I am heading back to college!  No, not to stay and take classes again, unfortunately, but just to visit.  Needless to say, I am beyond excited for this.  I get to relive the parts of college that I liked the best…the hangout with friends, stay up all night, Sunday Funday, talk about any and everything, and do ridiculous crap, parts.  True, I did graduate from college six years ago so I might be a little older than the median age of kids in the college town bars, and my bedtime is now about five hours earlier than it was back in the good old days, but I’m sure it will still be an awesome time.  I think it’s always fun to go back and hangout with people that you were friends with in college because I believe that the age you became friends with someone is the age you act around them.  (True story…one of my friends said this to me once and if you think about it, I bet you’ll realize how true it really is)  I don’t really know how much we have in common anymore, as one of my friends is married and one is in a serious relationship, but I’m really looking forward to the reminiscing and the trying to drink as much as we did and trying to stay up as late as we did back in college parts.  I hope you all have something awesome planned for the weekend as well!

Cavities are contagious

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Maybe you didn’t know this, but our VP Brie used to be a dental hygienist. True story! Just like the time I was Slap Bet Commissioner!

Okay, I was never really a Slap Bet Commissioner – though I’d like to be someday! But the part about Brie is true. And she was just telling us today that cavities are contagious! Can you believe that?! You could be cavity-free your whole life, but if you start dating someone and making out with them and their cavity-causing enzymes in their mouth or whatever get on your teeth – BAM, you got yourself a cavity!

I was just thinking – doesn’t this sound like a great name for an emo band?? “Cavities are contagious.” Think about that – “Doors open at 7:00 for tonight’s all ages show featuring Cavities are Contagious!”

Then that got me thinking about some more fun emo band names. If I were ever going to start an emo band – which I’m not, because I have no musical talent – the funnest part would probably be naming it, I’m guessing.

I think that these would make for really funny band names and of course, translate into really cool t shirts too:

- Super Bowl of Soup

- Circus Peanut Stomachache

- Mint Chocolate Chipmunk

- Jello Gigolo

- Snap Bracelet Surprise

I could go on FOREVER with these!! Actually, you know what, Slap Bet Commissioner might not be a bad name for an emo band either, haha! There might be some copyright issues with that one though, so be careful there.

“Good idea, school is for fools. Look at me!”

Friday, April 1st, 2011

I couldn’t bring myself to make one of those April Fool’s Day posts like everyone else is doing – but if we did, we would have said something like “Our t-shirts now come with t-shirt elves that help you put your t-shirts on and then wash them and fold them for you after you’re done wearing them!” Or maybe something else, like “all of our t-shirts now have zippers down the front of them!”

No, the only thing we could muster was this tweet earlier: “As of today we’re only making those Dickie collar things that Cousin Eddie wears – no more t-shirts…April Fool’s!! …sorry, that was lazy”

So, since it’s obvious I suck at making up April Fool’s jokes, I decided to post my favorite movie quote involving the word fool! The title of this post is from Mr. Deeds – I love the movie Mr. Deeds! I worked at a movie theater when this was out, and got to see it for free, and being a huge Adam Sandler fan, well, let me tell you, life does not get any better than a free ticket and free popcorn for one of his movies!

Hahaha, just thinking about that line from Mr. Deeds makes me laugh! “Deeds” played by Adam Sandler gives these kids cash money for their bikes, so he and Winona Ryder’s character “Babe Bennett” can have a romantic little bike ride. The kids have a conversation that goes like this:

Kid 1: What are you gonna do with your money?

Kid 2: Buy a giraffe. What are you gonna do with your money?

Kid 1: Quit school.

Homeless guy: Good idea, school is for fools. Look at me!

Hahaha, man, that movie – and really any Adam Sandler movie – never gets old! My order of favorites probably goes something like this:

- Happy Gilmore

- Billy Madison

- Punch Drunk Love

- Big Daddy

- Mr. Deeds

So there you have it, “Deedsy” cracked my Top 5 Adam Sandler movies! One notch above that is Big Daddy – one of our favorites because it inspired this cool t-shirt:

And yes ladies, the model wearing that Scuba Steve t-shirt is single and ready to mingle!

…April Fool’s!! I don’t actually have any idea who he is!! Hahaha!! Maybe I am good at this April Fool’s thing after all…right?

These are a few of my favorite things…to do this week

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

I’m trying to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day throughout the entire week – not just on Parade Day, or on the actual St. Patrick’s Day, but ALL week! I had lunch at my favorite local Irish pub today, and boy was it fantastic. It got me thinking about all of those things I like to do during that St. Patrick’s Day time of year, so I thought I’d share them with you, so you too can benefit from my generosity AND wisdom all at once! (Wearing a cool St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt isn’t even on this list because – well, DUH!)

Here are my favorite things to do during the week of St. Patrick’s Day – these are just my suggestions, but I think you might enjoy too!

- Listen to a real Irish band/singer. Hey, nothing against Flogging Molly or Dropkick Murphys if you’re into that – that’s totally cool, BUT check out some artists from Dublin, for example. This band, The Mighty Stef, just played our town, and they rocked it pretty hard.

- Order french onion soup at an Irish pub. Listen – I don’t know why this seems to be the case, but for some reason, I find Irish pubs have the best french onion soup, as some sort of unwritten rule. One time at an Irish pub in Philly (not Paddy’s Pub), I saw a grizzled old dude ordering french onion soup, and it looked amazing, and he looked very happy, and lo and behold, that was a pretty good tip off that Irish pubs know a thing or two about making that soup, for whatever reason!

- Watch The Fugitive. Traditional wisdom holds that Boondock Saints makes for good St. Patty’s Day movie-watching, and that’s true (just don’t watch the sequel – horrible), but that scene in The Fugitive where Harrison Ford is sneaking through the St. Patty’s Day parade, eluding Tommy Lee Jones, is pretty bad ass!

- Do a  Guinness bottle hunt! You fill empty bottles of Guinness with notes that have prizes on them, or instructions to do embarrassing things, and scatter them throughout the house. Whoever finds the most wins – or loses if they get all the embarrassing ones!

- Eat a crapload of Lucky Charms. But that’s just plain solid life advice right there – that applies ANY time of year!