Posts Tagged ‘cool t shirt’

What completes YOU?

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

I love the You Complete Me keg funny t shirt we have, I really do. Just look at that keg’s face. I mean, he looks so content, so satisfied, so…well, complete.

That’s actually our Daily Deal tee today, which brings a smile to my face too. But what else brings a smile to my face? Good question – glad you asked!

If there were a t-shirt with my smiling face on it, and my hand outstretched, it might be reaching for one of the following:

- ironically, a beer

- a slice of pizza

- a Daily Racing Form

- a plate of chicken wings

- a Sega Game Gear with a Mortal Kombat cartridge locked and loaded!

Now it’s your turn. What completes YOU?

Honey badger don’t care about Twitter bots

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

Are you on Twitter? Okay, if you are, have you ever found random Twitter feeds re-tweeting you or replying to you that you’re not familiar with? They’re not quite spammers – they’re way less invasive and way more entertaining than that!

To give you an example – there is one called @hellooooonewman that automatically replies to any tweet involving Seinfeld with a funny Seinfeld quote! Don’t believe me? Give it a try! Tweet this: “Favorite Seinfeld quote ever – The Jerkstore Called…They’re Runnin out of YOU!” Then see what happens…

Some are more for informational purposes. Like there’s one in our hometown of Rochester, NY that automatically re-tweets any posts with the hashtag #ROC in them, so that’s cool and informative to see what’s goin on locally.

But my new favorite is the Honey Badger twitter bot! Much like our funny t shirt below, it responds to any tweet involving the phrase “Honey Badger” with a simple “don’t care.” Hahaha! Classic!

Oh, and if you don’t use Twitter or don’t even know what I’m talking about with all of this Twitterific talk above, just tell us: “don’t care.”

Facelook

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

About a month ago, a couple of us Crazy Dogs were faced with upcoming bachelor parties, and needed to figure out which funny t shirts to bring for everyone to wear. Right here on this blog, we bandied about some ideas for what t-shirt to wear to a bachelor party.

Ultimately though, we both ended up doing the same thing – making a custom t-shirt featuring the bachelor’s face! It is great fun to hit the town with a bunch of people all rocking the same shirt, bearing the wide-eyed look of the groom-to-be.

But this style’s got staying power too! I love the shirt so much I’m wearing it again today. Who knows, maybe it’ll start a fashion trend. I’d call it “Facelook.”

Now of course this can be applied to either bachelor or bachelorette parties, so this is equal opportunity fun! Based on our experiences though, we have a few tips if you’re looking to make custom shirts for the occasion:

- Remember, priority number one is humiliating your friend as much as possible, so the goofier the photo or image of your doomed buddy, the better!

- As anyone who’s ever seen The Hangover knows, rambunctious bachelor party fun can easily lead to a lost bachelor. That’s why it’s always a good idea to include an “If lost, please return to ________” in the design, and add a specific address or hotel room number or porta potty location.

- T-shirts get thirsty too! …well, not really, but there’s no easier way to make friends in a bar than by asking people to give a little sip of their drink to the cotton re-incarnation of your friend, and pour a little into where his mouth is on the shirt. Good times!

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

Last week, we mentioned how impossible it was to snag a rental car, because everyone around here is goin beaching this week. Turns out those sun- and fun-seekers made the right move in celebrating Spring Break week elsewhere, because it doesn’t feel much like Spring here…which is cool, because Spring up here really just means melty grayish snow and sloppy muddy muck everywhere.

To those of you who have abandoned us here up north in searcher of warmer climes, the joke’s actually on you! Because YOU are the ones that will have to endure an endless chorus of “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

So to you, noble road warriors, we advise: when you’re packing up the RV, filling up your coffee mug and making that last second library run to grab the Game of Thrones Book on Tape because Sunday night’s series premiere on HBO was so freakin awesome, don’t forget to pack the earplugs! Packing this funny RV t-shirt won’t hurt either:

Cavities are contagious

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Maybe you didn’t know this, but our VP Brie used to be a dental hygienist. True story! Just like the time I was Slap Bet Commissioner!

Okay, I was never really a Slap Bet Commissioner – though I’d like to be someday! But the part about Brie is true. And she was just telling us today that cavities are contagious! Can you believe that?! You could be cavity-free your whole life, but if you start dating someone and making out with them and their cavity-causing enzymes in their mouth or whatever get on your teeth – BAM, you got yourself a cavity!

I was just thinking – doesn’t this sound like a great name for an emo band?? “Cavities are contagious.” Think about that – “Doors open at 7:00 for tonight’s all ages show featuring Cavities are Contagious!”

Then that got me thinking about some more fun emo band names. If I were ever going to start an emo band – which I’m not, because I have no musical talent – the funnest part would probably be naming it, I’m guessing.

I think that these would make for really funny band names and of course, translate into really cool t shirts too:

- Super Bowl of Soup

- Circus Peanut Stomachache

- Mint Chocolate Chipmunk

- Jello Gigolo

- Snap Bracelet Surprise

I could go on FOREVER with these!! Actually, you know what, Slap Bet Commissioner might not be a bad name for an emo band either, haha! There might be some copyright issues with that one though, so be careful there.

Show the girls you're a playa with this Miami Vice t shirt!

Monday, May 11th, 2009

It’s retro, it’s cool and it’s sexy…it’s a Miami Vice t shirt! This tee has the original logo from the tv series and is on a sleek black t shirt. All you need to complete the look is a white blazer and a pair of sunglasses! If you’ve never seen the show, it was single handedly responsible for showing guys how to dress like a stud!

Rock it with this Miami Vice t shirt!

Rock it with this Miami Vice t shirt!

The show was filmed in Miami Beach and was well known for glamorous locations and gorgeous women-that led it to worldwide domination. It was also known for cutting edge music, in the classic 80’s fashion, ofcourse. Miami Vice producers would sometimes spend up to ten thousand dollars an episode for the rights for the cutting edge music featured. 

If you haven’t seen the show, check it out on DVD…it’s a trip right back to 80’s style, music and bad hair!

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Resident Evil lovers, check this out!

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Resident Evil, or as it’s known in Japan, Biohazard, is a video game that sold over 34 MILLION copies! So if you haven’t heard of it, you are one of the seven left!

Rockin' Resident Evil t shirt!

Rockin' Resident Evil t shirt!

So here’s a little trivia for all the Resident Evil fans, out there…why is it the name was changed from the original, Biohazard? When Capcom was getting ready to release Biohazard in the United States, a DOS-based video game and a punk band named Biohazard would have been sure to cause problems. So a contest was held to see which new name would be the best fit, and sure enough, Resident Evil prevailed!

There have been books and comics written, movies made and tons of merchandise sold for this incredible game. If you haven’t played it yet, you gotta try it!

Cinco De Mayo is coming!!!

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Are you ready to party? It’s the best drinking holiday, because it comes with great food and pinatas! The best part is getting everyone drunk, then getting out the bat to hit the pinata…just keep the kids back! They’ll be hitting everything else but the pinata…that is, if they can stand up without the help of vision, LOL.

Hit the pinata, ofcourse!

Hit the pinata, ofcourse!

So you’re thinking of having the most awesome Cinco De Mayo party, ever. But you’re just not sure how to make it a winner? Follow these tips to ensure the best fiesta, ever;

1. Order your ‘I’d Hit That’ Cinco De Mayo t shirt, because it’s rude, but no openly…then add a  sombrero and maybe even a fake moustache to complete your ‘machismo’ look for the sexy ladies to drool over!

2. Make or buy a huge bowl of guacamole, 4 bags of tortilla chips, two jars of salsa (one hot, one mild) and lots of Corona. Go to a local mexican market and buy some carne asada pre-marinated to cook up on your grill. There you will find your pinata (or go to Party City, if you don’t have any mexican markets around) and fill it with all sorts of  candy!

3. Decorate your house with bright colors…red, yellow, green and blue using streamers and balloons.

For that extra cool touch, download some mariachi musice to have playing in the background-Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Time to chow down!
Time to chow down!

Did someone say Cerveza?

Global warming? Not so much…atleast for a little while!

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

It looks like we got a break on the global warming front, but it’s only a temporary solution-scientists have done a recent study determining that we are entering a cooling trend that will continue for the next 15 years. While this is good news, get your snow gear out, because things are going to get slightly cooler over the next few years, and if this winter’s any example, it’s gonna get chilly!

Global Warming isn't cool t shirt

Global Warming isn't cool t shirt

So we’ll get snowed in a bit more, have to throw on that extra sweater, but the bright side is it’s giving us a chance to figure out just how bad we’ve messed up our planet and do something about it. And for those of that live where the seasons come and go each year, it’s means more snow days, so hurray! Frosty, look out, cuz’ we’re coming for you!

What great news to start off a new year of hope in 2009! Happy New Year!

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