Who runs the world?  CATS!  We hate to say it, but here at CrazyDogTshirts.com we think the Queen B is wrong….girls don’t run the world, cats do!  Inspired by what we like to call the “Kitty Klothes Kraze” (not affiliated with the Kardashian Klothes Kollection) of the internet, we decided to jump on the bandwagon and dress more than people.  As the new website name above suggests, we’re transferring some of our most popular designs to cat shirts…with sizes for cats weighing up to 150 pounds.  No two cats are like, and neither are our cat tees!  Here are some of the photos that planted the seed for an amazing new venture for us:

Photo Creds: fashionablygeek.com, curiousanimals.net, glittercats.com, weheartit.com

We realize not all of our designs are ‘cat friendly’ so we’re making some changes across the board to make the tees better for our feline friends, no fashion Faux Paws here!  For instance, you’ll find our popular “I Love Cats, Just Can’t Eat a Whole One” tee will be updated to read “I Love Humans, Just Can’t Claw the Face off a Whole One”, which makes more sense because most cats are assholes (Agree? Disagree?  Join the conversation on Cats on our Facebook page!).  Other design changes include:

• Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos will be Paddle Faster I Hear A Dog Barking
• Don’t Drink and Derive will be Don’t Drink and Pet Cats
• TShirt of Protection will be TShirt of Protection Against Fleas
• Zombie Survival Plan will be Human Killing Plan
• This Girl is Getting Married! will be This Girl is Getting a Cat! – perfect for the budding cat lady in your life!
• Ask Me About My T-Rex will be Ask Me About My Cat*

*This will no longer be a flip, as it is a shirt meant for wear on cats, but instead acts as a method of confusion for humans that will temporarily confuse them while the cat jumps in to a surprise face clawing attack.  To paint the picture for you, we picture this tee being used in this manner:

[Enter human]

[Human walks up to cat, starts to read shirt.]

“Ask Me About my Cat?  You are my cat!  Mister Fuzzles, what do you mean Ask Me About M….Aghhhh!!!! MISTER FUZZLES GET OFF MY FACE!”

As usual, we’re more than just t-shirts!  We couldn’t forget the most exciting item we’re working on for our collection, Purroveralls!  Yes, they’re exactly what you think they are….Overalls for Cats!  Inspired by the lazy feral cats on local farms, the Purroveralls are a great wardrobe addition for that cat who needs to be put to work!  Get them out of the barn and in to the fields…the cows need herdin’, and they aren’t going to milk themselves!  Cat Model Admiral Snugglebumkins (below) shows you the new Purroverall…isn’t it just divine?

We hope you’ll appreciate all the hard work we’re putting in to our new Kitty Klothing adventure!  Moving in to 2014 and beyond we hope to open up the animal clothing space to Hamsters, Ferrets, Llamas, Parakeets, and more!  Until then, we look forward to putting out more purrrrfect clothing for the ones who really run the world….cats!

If you’re at a wedding and the best man starts his speech with “FYI everybody, it’s about to get real weird in here,” go ahead and brace yourself.

One resourceful groomsman decided to show off his musical talents at his brother’s wedding reception in Harrisburg, Penn., by turning part of his speech into a video spoof of The Lonely Island’s “I’m On A Boat.”

The nearly four-minute adaptation aptly titled “I’m In A Wedding” features best man Jarrett Juran — along with groomsmen Bryan Beistline, Brandon Wells and Jamie Klahr — dancing to a remix of the popular tune that made its debut on “Saturday Night Live” back in 2009.

Dads are supposed to be fearless. If their kids are afraid of big scary amusement park rides, they’re on line for the roller coaster, providing words of encouragement. Right? Not so much for the star of this YouTube video. In three minutes and fifteen seconds of role reversal at its finest, he screams while his little girl has the time of her life.

The ride, identified by a commenter, is The Screaming Swing at the Dollywood amusement park in Tennessee. And, dad takes the name very literally. He lets out continuous high-pitched yelps, and at one point even shouts, “NEVER AGAIN, GRACE ELIZABETH.”

Some adults tend to overthink things when it comes to dating. But for kids, the key to winning over a crush is as simple as planning a romantic trip to the dinosaur museum.

In a hilarious video segment titled “Kidstructive Criticism,” writer and actress Corey Podell asks children for advice on multiple topics including joining an online dating site, getting out of the friend zone and dressing to impress.

But a woman can’t take pointers from just anyone. She has to get to know these so-called experts before even thinking about heeding their advice.

“What do you look for in a guy?” Podell asks a young girl in the video.

“I look for love,” the girl says.

Fair enough. But when Podell asks one boy a similar question, he reveals he isn’t exactly looking for a deep connection.

“What do you look for in a girlfriend?” Podell inquires.

“Pretty much the prettiness,” the young boy says.

And ladies, when things aren’t going exactly as planned, remember there’s always a way out: “Just cancel.”

If you loved the Hunger Games as much as we did, you’re probably looking for the next big series to take over your life.  My personal favorite recommendation is the Divervent Trilogy by Veronica Roth…Book 1 (Divergent) and 2 (Insurgent) are currently 0ut.  Here are some others we think you might like!

The City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau
In the year 241, twelve-year-old Lina trades jobs on Assignment Day tobe a Messenger to run to new places in her decaying but beloved city, perhaps even to glimpse Unknown Regions.

Feed by M. T. Anderson
In a future where most people have computer implants in their heads to control their environment, a boy meets an unusual girl who is in serious trouble.

Girl in the Arena: A Novel Containing Intense Prolonged Sequences of Disaster and Peril by Lise Haines
In Massachusetts, eighteen-year-old Lyn, who has grown up in the public eye as the daughter of seven gladiators, wants nothing less than to follow her mother’s path, but her only way of avoiding marriage to the warrior who killed her last stepfather may be to face him in the arena.

Graceling by Kristin Cashore
In a world where some people are born with extreme and often-feared skills called Graces, Katsa struggles for redemption from her own horrifying Grace, the Grace of killing, and teams up with another young fighter to save their land from a corrupt king.

Incarceron by Catherine Fisher
To free herself from an upcoming arranged marriage, Claudia, the daughter of the Warden of Incarceron, a futuristic prison with a mind of its own, decides to help a young prisoner escape.

Maze Runner by James Dashner
Sixteen-year-old Thomas wakes up with no memory in the middle of a maze and realizes he must work with the community in which he finds himself if he is to escape.

The Roar by Emma Clayton
In an overpopulated world where all signs of nature have been obliterated and a wall has been erected to keep out plague-ridden animals, twelve-year-old Mika refuses to believe that his twin sister was killed after being abducted, and continues to search for her in spite of the dangers he faces in doing so.

Uglies by Scott Westerfeld
Everybody gets to be supermodel gorgeous. What could be wrong with that? Tally is about to turn sixteen, and she can’t wait. Not for her license — for turning pretty.

The Wind Singer by William Nicholson
After Kestrel Hath rebels against the stifling rules of Amaranth society and is forced to flee, she, along with her twin brother and a tagalong classmate, follow an ancient map in quest of the legendary silver voice of the wind singer, in an attempt to heal Amaranth and its people.

The only thing I love more than Baby Pigs are Baby Goats!  Now you know why:

Yesterday morning the Today Show introduced us to Meow, a current resident of the Santa Fe Animal Shelter & Humane Society. Meow weighs 39 goddamn pounds (and 10 ounces, for good measure). Meow’s former owner was an elderly lady who could no longer handle the poor thing, who, according the vet, “was not fed a healthy diet, and way too much of it, and lacks a certain amount of willpower.” Aw. But…this cat is a thing that exists. I don’t even know how to feel. So many feelings; I am not good at feelings! Thoughts that ran through my head:

• Oh my god, LOOK at that thing! He’s hilarious!
• Aw, it’s not his fault.
• His arms and legs look so tiny!
• This is not funny.
• This cat is America’s obesity crisis.
• I think I’m going to cry. This is really sad.
• Quit crying at everything.
• What’s this cat’s socioeconomic background? Did he have access to healthy cat food?
• I shouldn’t judge a cat. I am not judging a cat.
• Do they make plus-size kitty collars? Or do you use a dog collar?
• Did Matt Lauer just fat-shame a cat?!
• A cat that fat can’t run away when I want to snuggle.
• That cat must be awesome for snuggles. Like a pillow.
• I am so selfish. I don’t deserve snuggles.
• Poor kitty.
• That cat is just ridiculous.
• Can a cat be expected to have self-control?
• CATKINS DIET.
• I want to help him. I should volunteer more.
• Was “Meow” the best name they could come up with?
• Shut up, Ann Curry.
• God help that cat.

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Were you just thinking “I don’t see enough cute things.  Like, for reals, where all the cute things at?”.  Well, I’ve got the Best Thing for you….here’s your Friday Awwwwwwww:

Admit it. You Awwww’ed.

You guys.  I can’t believe I’ve neglected to share this cinematic masterpiece with you for so long.  My bad!  Please enjoy this video of Ninja Cats.